yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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