But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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