i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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