Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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