You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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