I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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