The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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