I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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