Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I need a burrito and a hug.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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