i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
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I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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