help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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