Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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