the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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