you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
pray to the hookup gods
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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