I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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