i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Randomize
