When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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