So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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