Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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