he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Randomize
