i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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