let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
there is puke in my bra ... again
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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