he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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