It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
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I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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