On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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