omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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