So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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