If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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