You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i think i have herpe
just one?
Barsexuality is the new black.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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