Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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