problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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