Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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