What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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