either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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