the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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