Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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