Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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