come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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