For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
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Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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