Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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