just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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