Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize
