WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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