If i come over, it means nothing
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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My vagina just recognized that song.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
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im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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