So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
The Olympian is in my bed
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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