oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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