Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.