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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I cannot find my penis.

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(617): I cannot find my penis. http://tfl.nu/w331

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(616): View more from Michigan

She acts like you when your on meds

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She acts like batman?

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(616): She acts like you when your on meds (510): She acts like batman? http://tfl.nu/zvs9

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(478): View more from Georgia

I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"

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And thats what homeschooling is for

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(478): I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!" (1-478): And thats what homeschooling is for http://tfl.nu/vl1o

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(217): View more from Illinois

Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights

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(217): Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights http://tfl.nu/27p8

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(917): View more from New York City

about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well

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(917): about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well http://tfl.nu/ygjn

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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.

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(267): I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe. http://tfl.nu/k42a

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(585): View more from New York

Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello

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(585): Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello http://tfl.nu/squi

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens

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(606): Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens http://tfl.nu/90cr

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(281): View more from Texas

Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.

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(281): Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low. http://tfl.nu/mevg

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(541): View more from Oregon

I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men

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(541): I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men http://tfl.nu/fivt

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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.

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(402): I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night. http://tfl.nu/7j2p

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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.

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(620): Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday. http://tfl.nu/471z

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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake

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(314): We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake http://tfl.nu/bbs3

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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.

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(662): He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it. http://tfl.nu/e1a5

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.

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At least that would be something.

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(606): I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting. (1-606): At least that would be something. http://tfl.nu/23qn

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