Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl