what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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