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I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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