is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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