No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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