He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
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I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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