Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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