it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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