So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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