In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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